Contact us at your peril
Thalarion
Phone: 0798765234
Email: Reading.@gmail.com
Address: 13 Letsybe Avenue NE13 6YZ
Have any complaints ?
Tough 'cos the management are nuts !
Sales
Hopefully but you can never be sure
1800 123 4567
Complaints
Everyday but the staff don't care
1900 223 8899
Returns
Not in this lifetime
noreturns@mail.com
Marketing
We're not sure but we'll look into it
Don't be a Stranger
You tell us. We'll blank you
Don’t worry you’re not the only one. Here at Thalarion we strive hard to ensure that everybody is ignored equally so no one feels left out. You’re discomfort is our primary objective, customer satisfaction is not within our vocabulary.